Tuesday 22 November 2011

Wish Lists on Escort Websites

I absolutely love looking at other escorts' wish lists. I enjoy seeing what material items other ladies are hankering after because: (a) I'm really quite nosy; (b) I find reading the lists can be somewhat arousing if they contain erotic items - and lets face it, they damn well should contain erotic items; (c) they often introduce me to products and brands I've never heard about, but instantly need to own in order for my life to have any meaning. At all.

In all seriousness, I do think detailed wish lists can add value to an escort's site. Value that goes far beyond providing their more generous clients with ideas when choosing gifts. Obviously, just listing the names of shops or designers isn't going to give you very much insight into the author's persona, but detailed lists (that include pictures and the sizes required) can tell you far more than the "About" or "Profile" page of a lady's website ever would. The items an escort wants will give you an idea if you'll like the way she smells (because you'll learn what's her favourite perfume, mind out of the gutter, please!), the way she dresses (presumably you can get a feel for her dress sense from the clothes she requests), whether or not her lingerie is likely to turn you on (I'm assuming here that she already has a large collection of beautiful lingerie that she merely wishes to add to, not that she's relying on gifts to start that collection off) and the general kinkiness of the service she offers (assuming she's included sex toys and accessories on her list, and as previously stated, it really should.) I'd imagine many people may find looking through an escort's wish list quite a turn on, whether it's imagining her wearing the items, playing with them, or, as I do, wearing or playing with the items myself. There's another thing you can learn from an escort's "Wish List" page that you may not have considered, and that's whether or not her fancy-shmancy site is copied from other ladies' websites. If I've lost you on this one, try Googling "escort wishlist" and see how many of the results on the first couple of pages start with the line "The greatest gift you can give me is your company." Coincidence? Keep reading!!

Well I'm going to create a Wish List page for my site, regardless of what the critics think. And I'm not going to start it by saying that the greatest gift is the gift of your company because it's not. That'd be diamonds. Big ones with incredible clarity. Or perhaps a house. No scrap that, a mansion...a castle... a palace. Never one to do things by halves, I'm going to create 2 wish lists. The first will be an Amazon Wish List with all the details needed to purchase a gift without even consulting me. It will have very cheap items, as well as some not so cheap ones. That way I can fantasize that some lovely souls may buy me gifts just to give me a wonderful surprise. After all Christmas is coming soon, then not too long after that it'll be my birthday. And one can dream, can't one?

The second wish list will be on a new page on my site(s - I have a few now!) and this one will be rather more interesting. I'm going to try something I've not seen anyone else doing in the UK, which is to give potential clients the option of buying me a gift in place of paying my escort fees. Obviously this would have to be agreed well in advance of the booking, turning up with a present and expecting me not to charge for a two-hour plus appointment will not go down well. If it's something you'd be interested in however, please look out for the new page being published.

Sunday 20 November 2011

An Escort with the Best of Intentions

The greatest escorting intentions…
The last post I wrote for this blog was crammed full of good intentions. It was the day before I left for what proved to be one of the best trips abroad I’ve ever experienced. Although I wasn’t aware at the time just what a fantastic week lay ahead of me, I was confident that the planned holiday was exactly what I needed to refresh and rejuvenate myself, and return ready to dramatically increase my productivity workwise. I vowed to myself that I’d start posting on this blog far more regularly, keep my main social network profiles properly updated and, most importantly, be far more vigilent about replying promptly to all my messages and emails. I’d identified I had a huge communication problem, and was determined to conquer it once and for all.

My holiday really was fabulous. I can’t even begin to describe here just how much I enjoyed it and how beneficial it was to my health and sense of well being.
My journey home involved a long flight lasting the whole night. I was so enthusiastic about getting home, and getting stuck into a far more effective routine, both in terms of escorting and in my ‘day job,’ that I actually struggled to sleep on the plane (something almost unheard of for me!)

Now I know what you must be thinking, why in that case has it taken me until now, a whole month later, to post this first blog entry? If you happen to have emailed me you’ll probably be wondering what on earth happened to your reply as well?

…can be ruined when life gets in the way
On arrival back in the UK I was greeted by some very upsetting news. Just about the most upsetting news I can imagine, in fact. Unfortunately a total tragedy had occurred while I had been away. I’m coming to terms with it now, but only because I have to, there’s nothing else I can do.